"I like man, but not men."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ugh, something's getting into me, I keep finding out weird stuff like diz. Did I tell you I'm worth exactly: $1,680,042.00. That's so little!! Argh!! Niwaez, you can check out your value here.

K - You like to try new things.
E - You are a very exciting person.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
W - You like your privacy.
E - Repeated...
I - You have a bad temper sometimes.


A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B - You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You are a very exciting person.
F - Everyone loves you.
G - You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H - You are not jugdmental.
I - You have a bad temper sometimes.
J - Jealously
K - You like to try new things.
L - Love is a hard word for you to comprehend.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You like to work, but you always want a break.
O - You are very open-minded.
P - You have a lack of understanding people, you only focus on you.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are a social butterfly.
S - You are very close-minded.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V - You are very verbal.
W - You like your privacy.
X - You never let people tell you what to do.
Y - You cause a lot of trouble.
Z - You're always fighting with someone.

Wowza, lookie diz! Check it out here!!

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 875.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
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Do you remember now?

Ok, attempt to be Mr. Superior Intellect No.1

First of all, we start off with the daily thrashing of boybands, or all things else that are loved by the masses, the plebians, the commoners, but not us, the high and mighty, the unique people of society, the stars above the skies, which by the way, still brings us back to boybands.

"I hate boy bands, I hate boy bands,
Why don't you? Why don't you?
Everybody hates them, Everybody hates them,
My dog too, my dog too.
(sing to tune of 'Are you sleeping?')"

Next, is the typical comment on life, to show our profound understanding of it, something you people will never understand, or comprehend, or even think of in the first place!

"Oh, life is like Super Mario, you never know what you're gonna get, be it a growing up mushroom, or a stupid fly that you have to jump on to kill (Ooh, I hate bugs, totally terrified of 'em). Then occasionally, you get the flower that let's you shoot balls, to help you get pass obstacles more easily, but if you're not careful, you can lose it. And not to forget, there's a lot of secret tunnels and shorcuts in life, and somehow, you have to fight bosses to survive too!! When you finally win it all, you will get a beautiful princess and live happily ever after. Oh, did I forget to mention the underlying theme of how your first few girlfriends are not the 'real' one, and will become flies and other various monsters?"

Thirdly, and lastly, a dosage of raving and ranting about ourselves that should be totally unintelligible to prove how sophisticated we are and how stupid you are.

"Oh, I see nothing, nothing in front of me. My mind is blank, with nothing inside. I feel nothing. All that is left of me is nothing. Oh why did this have to happen and leave me with nothing? Oh nothingness, you are nothing but nothing. And as I continue to move nothing, see nothing, and hear nothing, I continue to stare at the blank screensaver on my computer, which has NOTHING on it."

Well, that's about it for now, hmm, it feels kinda enjoyable, now that I am seemingly on top of the world, and you lowly scums crawling out there, doing what everybody does, working hard for what everrbody else wants, while I sit here and contemplate the subtle and the obvious meanings of life, both which are screaming out to you but you just can't see it. That's what makes us so special isn't it? Seeing the obvious? Spending time pondering on life instead of doing something else? That's why we will always be on top, and you will alway be down there, hah!

P.S. If you think any of the above bears any resemblance to anything you have read elsewhere, think again! Your mind has been playing tricks on you! Once again your inferior mind has not been able to detect that the above work is purely original, and that folks like us with such superior intellect need not resort to other places for inspiration of any form. Hmph!

Well, that's all folks!! Seeya next time!

Ok, I lied. Happy? ;þ

There, I've revamped the page, in an attempt to sound more sophisticated so that I may fit into the world of abnormally intelligent/deep/twisted/warped pple of the blog world, where the average guy is outta place, a plebian is an eyesore, and anything vaguely resembling normal, is paradoxically, abnormal.

My sincerest apologies to everyone whom I haf told diz blog about, and actually bother to come and see it. I appreciate that, but I think I'm not gonna update this blog anymore. Reason being is that prelims r near, and I dun really feel like spending so much time on the net... Sorry pals...